Thursday, October 14, 2010

Devin Sculley Takes Action

Recently, speculation has been raised that some of GDCI's locker numbers themselves could be offensive. Student Devin Scully commented that numbers like 69, 666, and 420 don't belong in a school, and should be removed. "The next step of action? Eradicate the offending digits from their very home! The text books!"

Devin thinks that some of the students might feel offended upon spotting such numbers thrown carelessly on lockers (More so, the younger students.). He also noted that some students have a firm religious belief, and so seeing a number such as 666 (The number of the beast.), they may feel frightened. In fact, there's actually a satanic ritual written on the inside of the locker. "I command thee, Lucifer, to rise."

It also appears that some fellow classmates have helped to destroy the numbers, going as far as placing an extra 0 on the end of the 69 locker. "I'm glad to see other students such as myself are taking action against the injustice we see here every day at school, and I continue to support our cause."

No comments:

Post a Comment