Friday, October 15, 2010

Devin Scully Leads First GDCI Student Walkout

Today, Devin Scully announced that he would be taking action against the unfairness and injustice he's been seeing in our school. Spreading around petition sheets and sneaking into the office to say a word or two over the intercom, he's finally decided that the best course of action would be a full-student walk-out.

"I know that it's drastic, but at the moment, it seems to be our only choice." Devin said when questioned about his actions. "We have to let the teachers and staff know that we mean business, and we're willing to go out of our way to make our school a better place."

He proposes that at a set time, every student wishing to make a difference is to stand up, leave the classroom, and meet at Tim-Hortons for complimentary bagels and coffee.

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Devin Sculley Takes Action

Recently, speculation has been raised that some of GDCI's locker numbers themselves could be offensive. Student Devin Scully commented that numbers like 69, 666, and 420 don't belong in a school, and should be removed. "The next step of action? Eradicate the offending digits from their very home! The text books!"

Devin thinks that some of the students might feel offended upon spotting such numbers thrown carelessly on lockers (More so, the younger students.). He also noted that some students have a firm religious belief, and so seeing a number such as 666 (The number of the beast.), they may feel frightened. In fact, there's actually a satanic ritual written on the inside of the locker. "I command thee, Lucifer, to rise."

It also appears that some fellow classmates have helped to destroy the numbers, going as far as placing an extra 0 on the end of the 69 locker. "I'm glad to see other students such as myself are taking action against the injustice we see here every day at school, and I continue to support our cause."